Friday, November 28, 2008

Nothing says Too Stupid like Wal-Mart customers


Introducing Wal-Mart Bingo:

Not to downplay the tragic death of the 34 year old temporary Wal-Mart worker trampled to death early this morning by a crazed throng of 'customers' who had been waiting in line all night in the hopes saving a few dollars on on Black Friday**...

... but would you really have expected anything better from Wal-Mart customers? Have you ever been to Wal-Mart? A friend of my husband's once compared it to a UN drop zone, after his first Wal-Mart experience. And that was on a regular day, not Black Friday! He was so outraged by the time he left the store that he swore at the 'greeter' on his way out.

So with that premise in mind, let me introduce you to Wal-Mart Bingo. (You've heard of Buzzword Bingo right?)

So it's the same premise - print this card before your next trip to Wal-Mart - you'll likely get Bingo inside of 5 minutes.



**Black Friday refers to the post-Thanksgiving Day sales in the US. It is called Black Friday because apparently it takes until this day of the year for retail stores to break-even, hence they are now 'in the black ink' (though somehow I don't think this applies to Wal-Mart!). Sort of like 'Tax Freedom Day' for the individual.

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