Beyond Too Stupid - Too Scary !!!

Move over Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees. Make way for Michael Campbell.
Seriously, I'm going to have nightmares about this guy for the next month!


Michael Campbell, Colorado
Source: The Smoking Gun

See full story at the Smoking Gun, including the "before" pictures when he was still new to the art of face tattoos.

Too Stupid to Live - but unfortunately able to reproduce

Father and son: Floyd Bebee and Justin Bebee, Florida
Source: The Smoking Gun

The corresponding tattoo to the "Git-R-Dun" on Mr. Bebee's forehead, is a "Got-R-Did" tattoo on the back of his head - very clever!

Dad also proudly mentioned that son Justin has "fuck" and "you" tattooed on his eyelids, which unfortunately are not visible in this mug shot since his eyes are open.

Mr. Bebee is a father of eight.

Too Stupid to Live?

What the hell, why not tattoo it on your forehead!


James Hulsey, Alabama
Source: The Smoking Gun