Beyond Too Stupid - Too Scary !!!

Move over Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees. Make way for Michael Campbell.
Seriously, I'm going to have nightmares about this guy for the next month!


Michael Campbell, Colorado
Source: The Smoking Gun

See full story at the Smoking Gun, including the "before" pictures when he was still new to the art of face tattoos.

Too Stupid to Live - but unfortunately able to reproduce

Father and son: Floyd Bebee and Justin Bebee, Florida
Source: The Smoking Gun

The corresponding tattoo to the "Git-R-Dun" on Mr. Bebee's forehead, is a "Got-R-Did" tattoo on the back of his head - very clever!

Dad also proudly mentioned that son Justin has "fuck" and "you" tattooed on his eyelids, which unfortunately are not visible in this mug shot since his eyes are open.

Mr. Bebee is a father of eight.

Too Stupid to Live?

What the hell, why not tattoo it on your forehead!


James Hulsey, Alabama
Source: The Smoking Gun

Sean Avery Sloppy Seconds - too hyped & too stupid

The update is that Dallas Stars winger Sean Avery has been suspended for 4 more games (source SportingNews.com)

See my previous post below to view the video of his controversial comments .

But really - this is over-hyped and too stupid.

And like I said before, despite Avery's requisite apology, he's still getting the last laugh. He said what he said to piss off Elisha and Phaneuf. The publicity is just making it worse. How can they not both picture his sleazy smile saying 'sloppy seconds' every time they're in bed together!!!

Fine, they might have suspended him for the one game, to avoid a blood bath on the ice, but beyond that, it's none of the NHL's business!

Don't be Toopid - Avoid the Doghouse this Christmas - Buy her a Diamond

This is hilarious! Beware of the Doghouse!



Ironically though, it's being sent around the world by feminists - the email I got said "Every husband should watch this video… and learn" - when it actually depicts how irrational and demanding some women can be.

The take-away message is: buy her a diamond (from JC Penney).

Either that, or find a less shallow girlfriend!

NHL Sean Avery Suspension - Too Stupid !

I'm not disagreeing that Sean Avery is a classless piece of trash, but this suspension is too stupid!

After morning practice on Tuesday, prior to their game that night against the Calgary Flames, controversial Dallas Stars winger Sean Avery walked over to a group of reporters, asked if the cameras were rolling, and made this statement:

“I’m just going to say one thing. I’m really happy to be back in Calgary - I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. But enjoy the game tonight.”

Avery was primarily taking a shot at Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf who is dating Avery's ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert (best known for her roles as Jack Bauer's daughter Kim, on the hit TV series 24, the sexy new neighbour in The Girl Next Door, and the heroine in the cheesy horror flick House of Wax).

Avery also used to date LA Kings center Jarrett Stoll's fiancé Rachel Hunter (former Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model).

Watch Avery's statement here, along with the reactions from his teammates (before they knew that he was going to be suspended).

Within hours, the NHL suspended Avery indefinitely - explaining their decision in following press release:

"Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely, pending a hearing with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, in accordance with the provisions of NHL By-Law 17 and Article 6 of the NHL Constitution for conduct "detrimental to the League or game of hockey," the National Hockey League announced today. The suspension was imposed following inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game, made by Avery earlier today."

This is too stupid! How exactly were his comments "detrimental to the League or game of hockey"? Clearly, Bettman was just trying to avoid a blood bath on the ice. If they'd allowed him to play, every single member of the Calgary team would have been out to get him. Like Stars goalie Marty Turco said: "let's hope he doesn't back down, he better show up like a man". None of his other teammates sounded like they'd be too quick to pull off the gloves in his defense either.

But suspending him should have been a Team decision. The NHL cannot be stepping in suspending players (indefinitely!) when guys trash talk each other in the media. A fine would be sufficient.

And despite the loss of income from the suspension and his public apology in the Sporting News, Avery is surely snickering to himself. The publicity around this whole thing is just adding more sting to his words, and rubbing salt in the wounds of Phaneuf and Stoll. You know they've got to be looking sideways at Elisha and Rachel and thinking 'what is wrong with you that you were dating that low-class scumbag?!' To be truly tasteless myself, there's no way Avery's words won't be going through their minds during their next 'romantic interludes'.

U.S. Gun Legislation - Too Stupid

I guess I don't understand the American law system. All my life I've heard about the "right to bear arms" and for the most part, other countries (especially Canadians) condemn Americans as a bunch of gun-toting cowboys. But in reality the gun laws vary enormously from state to state. I actually looked them up last night, after this whole situation arose with NFL star Giants' wide receiver Plaxico Burress.

Yes - Plax is an idiot, and it's scary that he didn't know how to use his gun properly and he could have hurt someone. But in any other state, this would be a fine or probation at the most. New York State has the most stringent gun laws in the country and New York City (I didn't know that cities could make their own rules) has a minimum 3.5 year prison sentence for illegal gun possession (illegal meaning you don't have a permit) - no exceptions. And Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced he will do everything in his power to throw the book at Plaxico:

"... I think it would be an outrage if we didn't prosecute to the fullest extent of the law, particularly people who live in the public domain, make their living because of their visibility — they're the role models for our kids," Bloomberg said.

I'm sorry, but I feel sorry for him!

Everyone is trashing Plax because he's missed a few practices and been fined a few times. But let's have a bit of perspective. Terrell Owens - and I dare you to disagree - is a much bigger disruption and troublemaker.

And T.O. could walk into any Texas bar and start firing pistols like Yosemite Sam, and maybe (just maybe) be charged for breaking a few glasses.

How is that American justice? That's just too stupid!